10 Foot Riddles

Blog - 10 Foot Riddles

  1. What has a foot at each end and a foot in the middle?
    A yard stick
  1. Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long?
    Because then it would be a foot
  1. Why couldn’t the two feet get along? 
    Because they both thought they were right.
  1. What has four legs but no feet? 
    A table
  1. Why did the kid put T.G.I.F. on his shoes? 
    Toes Go In First
  1. What lies on the ground, 100 feet up in the air? 
    A centipede lying on it’s back
  1. Who always goes to bed with his shoes on? 
    A horse
  1. What does a shoemaker use to repair shoes? 
    Toe-nails
  1. How did the Queen find her son on the beach
    She followed his foot prince (prints).
  1. What kind of vehicle did the podiatrist (foot doctor) drive?
    A toe truck

And a two bonus riddles.

  1. What was the foot surgeon’s favorite Olympic event? 
    Arch-ery
  1. Why did the Opera singer only sing songs about feet? 
    She was an all-toe (alto) singer.

 

The first riddle and the image are courtesy of Funny Jokes.

All other riddles are courtesy of The Club Foot Club.

 

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