10 Foot Riddles

Blog - 10 Foot Riddles

  1. What has a foot at each end and a foot in the middle?
    A yard stick
  1. Why isn’t your nose 12 inches long?
    Because then it would be a foot
  1. Why couldn’t the two feet get along? 
    Because they both thought they were right.
  1. What has four legs but no feet? 
    A table
  1. Why did the kid put T.G.I.F. on his shoes? 
    Toes Go In First
  1. What lies on the ground, 100 feet up in the air? 
    A centipede lying on it’s back
  1. Who always goes to bed with his shoes on? 
    A horse
  1. What does a shoemaker use to repair shoes? 
  1. How did the Queen find her son on the beach
    She followed his foot prince (prints).
  1. What kind of vehicle did the podiatrist (foot doctor) drive?
    A toe truck

And a two bonus riddles.

  1. What was the foot surgeon’s favorite Olympic event? 
  1. Why did the Opera singer only sing songs about feet? 
    She was an all-toe (alto) singer.


The first riddle and the image are courtesy of Funny Jokes.

All other riddles are courtesy of The Club Foot Club.